what if

what if...

Why are the best tasting foods the worst for you? Mikey says it has something to do with evolution – we crave the foods that were not readily available to us when we evolved throughout history. Meaning, there was no McDonalds but there was corn, grain and other crops, so those things aren’t as appealing. What if down the road we evolve to not like McDonalds as much. I say we take away all good/wholesome food, replace it with horrible food, and then after that’s all we have for years and years, we re-introduce healthy food and breed super humans.

what if...

what if you wanted to make a toast, but all you had around was toast. would you say “i’d like to make a beverage?”

what if...

What if Birthdays were not meant to be celebrated the way they are. What if instead of celebrating the day you were born every year, it was everyone’s job to make that day the most miserable day you’ve ever had.

Everyone would throw things at you, tell you how worthless you are, and offer you poisonous candy that would make you have to go to the hospital, but they wouldn’t help you there cause they know that it’s your birthday. And a little application on Facebook would remind people to leave nasty comments on your wall, giving comment recommendations such as “hope you fall and break your leg” or “your mother never loved you” or “i know water bottles with more personality than you”.

Then, after that 24 hour period is over, everything goes back to normal and everyone acts like the severe mistreatment of you never actually happened.